Ass, Ass, Ass, Ass: The GOP's Closing Argument Is Jon Husted's Butt

A young woman asked JD Vance about housing. His first answer was about a senator's butt.

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GLUTEUS MAXIMUS, Ohio (The Daily Whatever Press) — With four days left before the midterms, the Republican Party has settled on its closing argument, and I mean this as both a review and a description: it’s ass.

It’s ass in the colloquial sense, sure. The median existing-home price hit $417,500 in September,…