That's like saying women are getting too independent because they file their own nails.
I'm sorry, Sarah, maybe I needed a break from trying to find a salon that offers high quality service AND doesn't mansplain my own job to me on the first date. Even when I find one I like and trust, I'm still maintaining my own nails between appointments.
Dana, I cannot tell you how much I ADORE this take, which isn't a take so much as the fucking whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me god, it's me, please keep your hands off my vibe, thank you very fucking much. I'm way older than you but very, VERY pleased that you got what was wrong herel. I mean, yes you're a woman and you should, but then again, so is Sarah what's her name and she took one of the biggest swings and misses ever and, for real commited a huge disservice to women folk everywhere. Honestly, can't they fucking keep their nose out of our side table drawers? For fuck's sake.
That's like saying women are getting too independent because they file their own nails.
I'm sorry, Sarah, maybe I needed a break from trying to find a salon that offers high quality service AND doesn't mansplain my own job to me on the first date. Even when I find one I like and trust, I'm still maintaining my own nails between appointments.
Excellent! Delightful! You nailed it!
Thanks for being full of awesomeness, Dana!
Dana, I cannot tell you how much I ADORE this take, which isn't a take so much as the fucking whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me god, it's me, please keep your hands off my vibe, thank you very fucking much. I'm way older than you but very, VERY pleased that you got what was wrong herel. I mean, yes you're a woman and you should, but then again, so is Sarah what's her name and she took one of the biggest swings and misses ever and, for real commited a huge disservice to women folk everywhere. Honestly, can't they fucking keep their nose out of our side table drawers? For fuck's sake.
Oh my god! That was a joy to read. Well done, Dana!