Russell Brand Is Going to Jail. Say It With Me! It Feels Great!!

The creepy-famous-guy playbook just hit a London jury, and they weren’t having it.

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GOOD RIDDANCE-ON-THAMES, ENGLAND (The Daily Whatever Press) — Russell Brand is going to jail. I’m going to type that again, but in all caps and with a couple of expletives: RUSSELL FUCKING BRAND IS GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING JAIL!!!!!

And now with bold italics! RUSSELL FUCKING BRAND IS GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING…