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Russell Brand Is Going to Prison for 10.5 Years!!!!!!!!

And Jesus isn’t posting yer bail, Russ! Sorry, not sorry, at all.

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Dana DuBois
Nov 09, 2026

JUSTICE IS SERVED, ENGLAND (The Daily Whatever Press)—Russell Brand’s defense involved us looking deep into his dark, soulless eyes. Specifically, when he was charged with rape back in April 2025, he posted a video explaining that before he found God, he’d been a fool, a drug addict, a sex addict, and an imbecile—but never, ever a rapist. He closed with…

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