The Nipple Touch of Doom: The Women's Health Mystery Nobody Told Us About

It's called sad nipple syndrome, and women have been experiencing it for decades. Gen Z found the name. GenX just wishes we'd had it sooner.

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THE MATERNITY WARD, 1996 (The Daily Whatever Press) — Somewhere right now, a woman pulls on a t-shirt and then — for reasons she can’t explain — is overcome by melancholy, an infinite sadness*, and the urge to call her mom and apologize for that thing that happened in 2004.

The internet has a name for…