Texas Fired Greg Abbott. Washington Voted to Inspect Little Girls' Panties.

The bluest state in the union got one race wrong on election night, and of course it was the one about children's genitals

EVERYWHERE IN WASHINGTON BUT SEATTLE, BUT EVEN 43% OF SEATTLE (The Daily Whatever Press) — Election night was brilliant. Sublime. So fucking satisfying. Texas — Texas — fired Greg Abbott like a Blockbuster manager caught pocketing the late fees. Ken Paxton, a man who’s spent a decade getting indicted, impeached, and somehow still employed, lost his Sena…