Trump Offered UFC’s Dana White the Press Secretary Job. The Internet Thinks He Got the Wrong Dana White.

There’s a second Dana White with a real Pentagon résumé—and an inspector general report about pantyhose. So I’d like to throw my hat in.

THE OCTAGON, D.C. (The Daily Whatever Press)—On Saturday, the president of the United States logged onto Truth Social to announce that the UFC’s Dana White, “a violent Fighter and Warrior,” had been offered the job of “Press Secretary of the United States.”

My dude, that job does not exist.

The real job is called “White House Press Secretary,” and you’v…